This blog is about science and the beauty of our universe and the tools of science, with a little humor thrown in.
looks like i’m marrying my computer.
This statistic is absolute and utter bullshit.
(Source: s-ophiee)
“Ratcatcher’s Day“… Alright.February 22 is … Be Humble Day
oh i see how it is
November 3 is Sandwich Day and Housewife’s Day
lol, what a coincidence that they fall on the same day. I’d make a damn good housewife cuz I make damn good sammiches.Sylvia Plath day. This is tits.
November 6 is … Saxophone Day and Marooned Without A Compass Day
haha what
Great Poetry Reading Day and Kiss-Your-Mate Day.
O…kay.
National Peanut Festival.
I like peanuts, so that’s okay.
July 7 is … National Strawberry Sundae Day
oh
ok
that sounds delicious
January 30 is … Escape Day
not sure what of make of this :cEliza Doolittle Day
May 8 is … No Socks Day and Have A Coke Day
March 10th is…….Chuck Norris’s birthday…..fuck yea!
October 2 is Name Your Car Day.
I DON’T EVEN OWN A CAR LET ALONE CAN DRIVE ONE STOP MOCKING ME
Talk like a pirate day, Butterscotch pudding day.
(Source: old-war)
This seems quite legit.
(Source: sooophia)
5. You’re Probably a Night Owl (which is bad!) - Recently, scientists discovered a quirky side effect to having a high IQ: You tend to stay up until later hours and get up later in the morning. These sleeping habits mean you’re also three times more likely to suffer the symptoms of depression, as well as being at higher risk for heart disease and suffer more arterial stiffness than those who go to bed early
4. You’re Less Likely to Pass On Your Genes - A 2008 national census reported that women who had dropped out of high school had the most children on average. Research shows that countries with high national IQs tend to have lower childbirth rates in general compared with countries that can’t collectively tie their shoelaces together.
But it’s not all bad news. There’s evidence that the highly educated get more enjoyment out of sex than the dumb jocks.
3. You’re More Likely to Lie - The problem with being the smartest guy in the room is that you usually know you’re the smartest guy in the room. You know you have an intellectual edge and can’t help but abuse it. IQ bestows the gift of deception.
2. You’re More Likely to Believe Bullshit - Smart people believe weird things because they are skilled at defending beliefs they arrived at for non-smart reasons.
1. You’re More Likely to be Self-Destructive - The thing is, the great minds are full of curiosity. Smart people are more likely to be drunks, and people who fall into the “very bright” category (IQs of 125 or greater) are more likely to drink excessively and binge drink.
This is ripped straight from a Cracked article, also I wouldn’t click the link if I were you.
(Source: snakelinksonic)
Reblog if you had no idea mooses were this big.reblog if you had no idea no one knows the plural form of moose
reblog if meese
Meese if reblog if meeses moose mice moose
mooseblog if mices mooses meese mouse.
Moose.
potato
Reblog if you knew that moose aren’t actually that big. It’s either shopped or some kind of sculpture.
If you don’t reblog, You’re one heartless bastard.
still your lettuce
(Source: d0allwithlove)
This is so clearly fake it isn’t funny.
